Tiny waist & big butt

So I was on www.mediatakeout.com, its one of those sites that when you have nothing else to do you go there. So I was just reading the random stuff they got on there and then near the bottom I see one that says real or not. So in it they had some girl's like myspace pic and she all tiny on the top and big at her hips, so they're like she's gonna steal Angel Lola Luv's crown. Mine you I have no clue who Angel Lola Luv is; so I googled her.So after my internet stalking and finding out who she was, I decided to write this blog.
Sometimes I do wonder if these chick's butts are fake, but then in actuality there are women out there that look like that. But after awhile and after years it doesnt look so nice. Yea it might look nice when the chick wears 120 but not when she's like 170lbs. But anyway, lets get to the point of the blog. If its fake or not, thats how their making their money. So I guess if you want to grow up to be a "model" like Angel, then sure get some butt implants, titty implants, lipo all that cuz bitch your appearance is gonna be the sole thing you have to worry about.
With most jobs you need skills, or you know something to offer so that way they'll need you. I always wanted to look "perfect" like celebrities and tv chicks, but shit when you think about it if they didn't look "perfect", they would be out of a job. But what I really dont get is wtf is up with this obsession with tiny waists and big butts? Shit this obsession has even gotten to me lol. Cuz I was watching and look at Angel's pictures and videos and Im like damn that chicks butt is huge! But like why are men so attracted to that? Shit like back in slavery times, they would put big butts on display at museums so ppl could stare at them. Now you have all these chicks with big asses showing them off to make money. Its like in a way black men or men in general have internalized that whole slave master mentality of big butts being exotic. But shit when you look at most minority(black & brown) families theres big butts everywhere. So why is it still seen as a must have?
This whole big butt phenomenon is killing me, esp since I suffer from noassatall (lmao); so shit sometimes I do think about removing the fat from my like stomache and putting it on my ass. Not only cuz my backside isn't as attractive as it should be, esp considering I'm fat (lol) but also cuz sometimes my butt be hurting afta like sitting for too long or like if I bump something and it hits my ass. Shit my ass needs more cushioning!! But nah seriously I would love a bigger behind but I couldn't bear dealing with the whole is it real or is it fake. I'd rather just get a new body naturally and by praying to God for it to just show up one day you know lol.
Anyway so I guess thats it, leave your comments por favor (please in english :-P)

The benefits of unemployment

So as a recent college graduate; I've been having trouble getting a job right away. You would think that as soon as you receive your degree you would get a job, but its not so easy. This is how and why I am not claiming unemployment. Can you believe I got the idea to do this from my younger sister? Smh. I've never felt the need to file for unemployment because to me it was never that serious. Even though I would have to empty out my savings at times to pay off bills, but now that I've discovered unemployment I'm never going back. So while I remain unemployed, I do not remain complete broke.
Heres how it works: First google unemployment insurance in your state. If you reside or worked in NY here is the site: https://ui.labor.state.ny.us/UBC/home.do. Since I live in NY I am only familiar with how it works here, but the website for your states department of labor should have directions.
So you got to the above site on a weekday between 7am-7pm and entire your social security number. Then they will ask you a bunch of questions that you have to answer, all of them pretty simple. Then 3 days later you'll receive an information packet in the mail. It'll let you know how much you'll receive per week, etc. You have to file every week and don't receive your first payment until your 3rd week of being unemployed. So if you're unemployed, file as soon as you're out of a job.
Trust me, I would be super broke if it weren't for unemployment :-D. So goodluck and let me know if you have any questions.

Basic Intro

So I've decided to jump on the bandwagon and start a blog. I was inspired by my friend Jenn's blog (http://girlshesgottahaveit.blogspot.com/).
As of yet I haven't decided on a direction for my blog. As yall can read from above, it'll just be random rants for now on.